2011 gifted us some pretty strange stories. But before we move on, we want to recount them—from the
scandalous to the just plain weird. Herewith, the most dubious moments of 2011.
Ultra weekend inspired a cornucopia of shenanigans, the most notable of which was this riot sparked by a
Swedish House Mafia show on the beach that was oversold by the thousands. Consider it the techno-enhanced
precursor to the Occupy movement.
A Malaysian investment group purchased the Miami Herald building for a cool $236 million and then
announced plans to build a mega-casino on the site. If all goes through as planned, we could be looking at
the kind of mega-resort that eats Vegas mega-resorts for breakfast. “If” being the operative
word...
Ah, the Marlins. New stadium, new name—switching to Miami really makes all the difference—and then that
logo. It’s... how do you say... hideous. Sure, no team wins or loses a game based on its colors, but
somehow we can’t see anyone rushing to wear this union of blue, yellow, black and orange.
For a few inglorious hours during this year’s Art Basel, the Mondrian was awash in cleavage, fake tans and
sass. It was a Kim Kardashian look-alike contest, hosted by some artists from New York. Which sort of takes
performance art to a new, incredibly bronzed low.
It was the most expensive condo ever sold in Miami Beach (and proof that this city will always have an
appetite for bling). As for what $21.5 million gets you: 5,803 square feet of oceanfront views, a rooftop
terrace with a private pool and, apparently, lots of Chinese warrior statues.
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