You might want to pour yourself a drink for this one.

So do that. Have a sip. Maybe a gulp.

Because today we’re introducing you to a private club that’s come into town by way of the UK. It’s called Skirt Club. Their objective: to bring together women for a few libations, some sensual artistry and... “consensual experimentation.” And it’s launching with a meet-and-greet cocktail party on May 12 at Cavalli Miami Restaurant & Lounge.

Without further ado, these are the rules of Skirt Club.

Rule #1: Men are not allowed.

Rule #2: No, really, men are not allowed. If you’re reading this and you’re a man, guess what? Yep. You’re not allowed.

Rule #3: If you’re a man, here’s what you won’t be allowed to see: sexy entertainment.

Rule #4: By sexy entertainment, we mean burlesque. Contortionists. Pole dancers. Et cetera.

Rule #5: You also will not be enjoying the limitless amounts of bubbly and vodka.

Rule #6: Or the icebreakers. Like spin the bottle and “body tequila.”

Rule #7: Likewise with the recreational rooms. Where clothing is optional. Very optional.

Rule #8: So you probably shouldn’t bother to submit your application for membership here.

But hey... no one would blame you for trying.