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12/29/09
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2009
We've got a pretty good filter here at UD, and most of what we see gets tossed aside after just a glance. Here, making their proud, shining debut are a few of those products and services that just missed the cut. By a landslide.
The Dog Collar Bottle Opener
Keeping a bottle opener around your dog's neck is about as sanitary as a sneaker that's also a toothbrush.
We understand the appeal of objects that can accomplish two tasks, but let's keep the things that spend time
on our lips away from the things that occasionally eat their own poop.
- 411:
- Don't beg for it here
The Ice Face Roller
This magical little tool, which sells for $59, promises to soothe your aftershave burn, reduce puffiness
around the eyes and relieve stiff facial muscles. Setting aside the questions about how your facial muscles
got so stiff, it sounds almost as if this product can do the same things as an ice cube.
- 411:
- Cool off your face here
Van Der Glas Tooth Jewelry
We've seen some pretty innovative recycling ideas in our day, but these accessories, made from human teeth
and hair, look like something you'd find in Angelina Jolie's jewelry box during her Billy Bob phase.
- 411:
- Display some bicuspids here
The Wobble iPhone App
This iPhone app claims it's the first application to enable a user to move a woman's breasts without
actually touching them. (You can make breasts, butts and male parts of any photo jiggle like jelly when you
shake the phone.) Obviously, this is in very poor taste. Even if it is sort of amusing.
- 411:
- Shake it like an iPhone picture here
The Metal Detecting Sandals
Let's say you're hanging out on the beach and your friend drops her sterling silver human tooth ring. If
you're wearing these stylish metal-detecting sandals, it will be no trouble at all to track down that
valuable piece of jewelry. And if your dog is with you, you can celebrate with a couple of dog
collar-openable bottles of beer.
- 411:
- Stroll for buried treasure here
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