Wash and Pie
Gourmet Pizza and a Clean Car, Together at Last

If anything is worth doing, it's worth doing with pizza.

This goes for your average Tuesday lunch break, or your average weekly car wash.

So in a weird way, we can totally see the logic behind Bertoni's Brick Oven Pizza and Lounge, your new go-to pizza place located conveniently inside a car wash.

Bertoni's is for those moments when you want a little pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, black olives, tomato sauce and extra cheese with your wax and buff. You'll find the winning parlor on a strip mall-laden stretch of Biscayne Blvd, sharing space with the iconic Master Carwash, a spot synonymous with automotive TLC for as far back as we can recall.

You'll want to come here on a lazy Sunday afternoon, drop off the keys at the buffing station, settle into one of the richly paisley-ed booths and work your way through a masterfully wood-fired pie.

Your date, meanwhile—that's right, we said it—will enjoy sipping a couple of wines by the glass, plus maybe a panini for good measure and some lovingly prepared gelato brought over from Dolce Vita.

We predict this will soon be one of the city's premier car-wash pizza lounges.