We’ve decided to skip early spring this year and dive headlong into pool season.

Partly because spring is just sort of a tease.

But mostly because of this slideshow of Vegas Pool Openings and Upgrades, which documents in vivid detail the newest, craziest, least-clothed innovations to grace this fair city’s chlorinated bodies of water. It’s right here.

We’re talking champagne guns.

We’re talking giant spirit-forward lemonade stands.

We’re talking rubber duckies.

We’re talking... too much.