You’ll hear a lot of people talking about “resolutions” in the next few days. Ignore them. Then proceed straight to the cigars and deep-fried ice cream.
So everyone’s resolving to eat better this year. Let’s see how they do when Frach’s Fried Ice Cream Truck rolls up at your party and starts doling out scoops of ice cream battered with a cake shell then deep-fried tempura-style. One way of eating better.
So much greatness to attain in 2015. Also, you could take Stoned Oven Gourmet up on their offer to prepare a bunch of cannabis-infused margherita pizzas for you and some friends at your place. Just presenting you with all available options.
Sure, there’s Uber. But it hardly matches the speed and anti-resolutionary excess of instantly renting the closest private plane via smartphone. Enter JetSmarter. It’s kind of like the... something of private planes.
A 10-person bowl full of bourbon, apple brandy, passion fruit, lemon and curaçao may be considered overly indulgent by some people. You know, some people who aren’t your friends and won’t be hanging out with you at Honeycut over a scorpion bowl. Those people.
Interesting news out of Cuba... via the Lone Wolf Cigar Company. If you join, you’ll soon be making withdrawals and deposits in your own Spanish cedar locker that holds your stogie collection. Your future appears Cohiba-heavy.
