Hands Down
A Massage with Four Hands and Caviar

You’ve been back at work a few hours now, and frankly, you’re completely exhausted.

Time to find solace in the cutting-edge world of Beverly Hills massage―it now involves a flurry of four hands, caviar and you.

Introducing The Four-Hand Caviar Massage, quite possibly the second best way to spend two hours with 20 fingers on your body, now available deep inside the Beverly Hills Hotel.

From the palm-shaded hotel entrance, you’ll work your way past the Polo Lounge―probably crossing paths with some film execs, maybe Anjelica Huston―and down into the basement spa. Your robe awaits, as does a menu of options for your rubdown’s soundtrack. They don’t have AC/DC, but they do have Beethoven.

As the music swells, your eyes close, and your chest is bared, you’ll be scrubbed down and wrapped into a warm cocoon (this part’s to clean up your skin) while two hands tenderly knead your scalp... and two more rub your feet. And that’s just the first hour.

You’ve got time for a quick shower, then comes another hour of massage―two hands on your arm, maybe, with two more on your leg, all moving across your body in impressive harmony. And they aren’t rubbing actual fish eggs on you―just really expensive caviar-infused lotions.

Just this once, you’ll let it slide.