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12/28/10
The Rejection List
The Things We Left Behind in 2010
All year long, we sift through mountains of less-than-awesome stuff to bring you news about only the best of what’s out there. Now, as 2010 draws to a close, we present a glimpse at what came just shy of our rigid editorial standards. Okay, they missed it by a mile...
The Dog-Brella
As Beverly Hills housewives know all too well, dogs are meant to live in purses. And yet, for some
undetermined reason, dogs occasionally demand to get their paws on the actual ground. Even if it’s
raining. Thankfully, the Dog-Brella arrived just in time. To be used once per decade.
- 411:
- The Dog-Brella
The Flair Hair Visor
It’s a common problem: the sun’s in your eyes, and also, you’re bald. The obvious solution: just don
the Flair Hair Visor, a forward-thinking visor/toupee hybrid. We can’t confirm, but we’re pretty sure
Agassi wore this through most of the ’90s.
- 411:
- The Flair Hair Visor
The Avatar Na’vi Fleshlight
If you’ve ever wished your flashlight were less light-y and more anatomically correct―but only with the
functional anatomy of the giant blue female Na’vi from Avatar―you’re in luck. This is what
James Cameron had in mind when he invented 3D.
Michael Jackson Dangerous Sleep Mask
Just because you’re dozing doesn’t mean you should abandon all sense of style. This sleep mask allows
you to channel a bit of the late, great MJ while you slumber. Although, bad news: it’s not available
anymore. Which means you’ll just have to wear your red leather jacket to bed.
The 3D Urn
Historically, after someone passes on, their ashes sometimes end up in a tasteful urn. Until someone came
along and thought, “Hey, we could create an urn that’s actually a lifelike bust of the deceased.” Or,
better yet, his or her favorite celebrity. Let the will revisions begin...
- 411:
- The 3D Urn
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