Your upcoming red wine forecast: steady to torrential downpours.

Note: wine may be accompanied by record-breaking amounts of horseback riding, poolside lounging and Chilean sunshine.

Let the clouds part for Viña Vik Millahue, a freshly christened, 11,000-acre hilltop winery and hotel in the hills south of Santiago, taking reservations now.

We could describe this place with complex vocabulary, clever sayings and deep-cut references to Ridley Scott’s vineyard-based rom-com, A Good Year—but instead, we’re going to treat you to this glorious photographic slideshow tour of everything.

And the advice not to watch A Good Year.