The weekend is not above a good old-fashioned serenade.
Montana. Land of bison, Ted Turner and the most luxurious camping you’ve ever experienced—and we’re getting you 30% off at Paws Up, a resort ranch replete with decked-out tents and butlers. We’re also hooking you up with a year of Maxim for $8 and 35% off pleasure devices from Jimmyjane.
Bourbon Steak isn’t just giving you a deal, they’re giving you a choice: a Red Apron half-smoke, topped with either sauerkraut and spicy ketchup onions or venison chili and charred jalapeño Cheez Whiz. They’ll throw in a stout, too. Which is really the only sensible choice.
Come Saturday morning, you’ll probably need coffee. Also, electrolytes (read: salt). Enter Love Potion Number Brine, a devilish new concoction from Peregrine Espresso and local pickle-monger Gordy’s Pickle Jar. In it, sweet pickle brine meets espresso, milk and simple syrup. And your hangover meets its match.
It’s Abe’s birthday on Sunday, so we think it’s time to engage in that most American of pursuits: flipping through old dusty records in a comedy club while local DJs wail away all afternoon. No word on a Daniel Day-Lewis appearance.
Old Town’s upstairs speakeasy is normally closed Tuesdays, but they’re taking reservations for V-Day with a five-course cocktail tasting for couples, focusing on aphrodisiac ingredients like cardamom and chocolate. And lots of that notorious aphrodisiac, champagne.
Of course, not everything can be chocolate, roses and Barry White. Should you find yourself unattached (or just looking for those who are unattached), Bar Pilar is pouring bitter cocktails all night long over an array of breakup songs. Probably not all by Ryan Adams.
