A lot happened in 2014. And we had a lot to say about it.

And usually, it made sense. Because it possessed that valuable commodity known as context.

Here, we take all that away with The Year in Short, a collection of random sentences from 2014.

Here we go...

“Forty years ago, you’d have asked for a Schlitz in a place like this.”

“... for a Flashdance-type experience. But with fewer clothes.”

“That person in accounting who approves your expenses? That person is going to hate you now.”

“Come to think of it, hire a Sherpa.”

“It only feels kinky the first time.”

“Not advised if your neighbor is Hawaiian.”

“If you’re feeling more Rory McIlroy than Rodney Dangerfield.”

“But neither did Hefner. Or Sherlock Holmes.”