Quick, look at the calendar. Now think hard. Yup, it’s LL Cool J’s birthday. But more importantly: it’s one month till Valentine’s Day. In other words: time to spring into action, before all the other would-be romantics out there, and reserve a table. You can worry about your date later.
You Require: Fire.
You’ll Receive: The enviable two-top opposite the big antique fireplace in the city’s
most romantic new dining room—where you’ll sample the Mediterranean tasting menu and cocktails made with
ouzo. Which are probably flammable, so be careful.
You Require: Privacy. And tons of wine.
You’ll Receive: A single table, set up in your own private row of barrels at this
close-in winery, while they serve a four-course tasting menu paired with their wines.
You Require: A close-up view of all the lobster-and-foie-gras goodness.
You’ll Receive: One of two tables built into the chef’s counter, so you can watch the
cooks assemble each course of your tasting menu. Giving them tips on searing is probably not appreciated.
You Require: A semiprivate alcove. Where things can get a little inappropriate.
You’ll Receive: A first-come, first-served two-top affectionately known as the
“make-out point.” Which means you may want to hold off on the fried garlic dumplings.
You Require: A whole room, rather than a table.
You’ll Receive: A corner room with views of M Street, a limestone soaking tub complete
with a bath butler, a bottle of bubbly and breakfast the next day. The butler doesn’t have to stay the
whole time.
