Easter. The Derby. Cinco de Mayo. Mother’s Day. Those are four fine reasons to tip back adult beverages these next few weeks. So when the aftermath hits and you’re face-to-face with an unforgiving hangover, don’t lose hope. Because we’ve got your remedies right here. And they don’t rhyme with gladvil.
If everything hurts, don’t be a hero. Just head to Good 2 Go Taco for the aptly named Hangover Helper. It’s a two-handed situation that’s stuffing chorizo, mashed potatoes and cotija cheese into a tortilla. If that doesn’t help, well... guess you’d better get two.
In a really fortunate turn of events, Ellen’s life-affirming bowl of beef chili is topped with over-easy eggs and cheddar cheese. And that kind of recovery fuel comes in handy when your motor skills are limited to raising and lowering a spoon.
When in doubt: bacon. Or waffles. Or bacon waffles. That last one’s a thing now, because Jonathon’s is topping a bacon-infused Belgian waffle with scrambled eggs, pork sausage, onions, peppers, cheese and hot sauce. If it doesn’t cure you, it just might kill you. But what a way to go...
Sometimes you can’t be bothered with leaving your home and wearing pants. So call on Roots Juices, and they’ll deliver a multistep remedy engineered to combat hangovers. Think aloe vera and chlorophyll water to cleanse your system, and then an apple-carrot-ginger-watermelon potion to bring you back to life. Or to dash in some gin.
Anvil Pub’s adorably titled F**k Brunch isn’t your regular midmorning meal. But it sure is helpful. Because they’re slinging 32-ounce Bloody Marys and mimosas garnished with cheeseburgers, crawfish and other totally unnecessary but delightful concoctions that laugh in the face of hangovers. And then cause them.
