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12/26/11
Your Last Hurrah
Introducing Your Anti-Resolutions
Willpower. It can wait. That’s what willpower is good at. So right now, before you go and do anything hasty in the form of self-improvement, peruse these final hurrahs. Your id will thank you.
YOUR TREAT
The Final Round Is on You
Your bottle-service bill: grotesque. So before you rein it in next year, there’s a $100,000 NYE package.
It has that obscenely huge champagne Nebuchadnezzar, preferred by Russian billionaires and Zac Efrons
everywhere, plus a steak dinner (for 20), four bottles of vodka and other stuff. Like a Miami vacation.
- 411:
- Available at Board Room, 343 W Erie St (at Orleans), 312-972-9882
GETTING CLUCKED UP
Only the Finest Chicken and Adult Films
Next year, you’ll be a better person. You’ll eat healthier. You’ll go to bed earlier. You’ll see
films with subtitles. So... that gives you one more Monday to go full-tilt boogie until 4am, accompanied by
all the chicken wings and adult cinema you can handle. And we don’t mean The King’s Speech.
- 411:
- Mondays, 10:30pm-4am, Evil Olive, 1551 W Division St (at Ashland), 773-235-9100
BREWERS BREWING
Celebrate with 12 Beers of Christmas
In January, it’s more crunches and less beer. You swear. Now, however, relax with as many Christmas beers
as you want—the Boundary has a full dozen, including a toasty Snow Day from New Belgium and Rogue’s
Santa’s Private Reserve. You knew fatty was holding back on you.
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- Available through December at The Boundary, 1932 W Division St (at Winchester), 773-278-1919
GLUTTON PLACE
Pork. Beer. Chocolate. Repeat.
If you’re going all-out gluttonous before NYE, that’s fine. Just do it in style. This package offers: 1)
a porcine-shaped flying pig chocolate bar; 2) two chocolate-bacon bars; 3) a 22-ounce bottle of oatmeal
stout; 4) a big purple bow. To keep things classy.
- 411:
- Available at Vosges Haut-Chocolat, 951 W Armitage Ave (at Sheffield), 773-296-9866
A SUITE PAD
Going Big and Going Home
This year, we’ve seen you out carousing. Prowling. Cavorting. Gallivanting. But in 2012, you’re going to
be more of a homebody. For practice: a party suite featuring flat-screens, game tables, a wet bar and a
billiards room. Wayne Manor only has it beat by one Batpole and one Alfred...
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- The James Club at The James, 55 E Ontario St (at Rush), 312-337-1000
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