Published October 21, 2009
New Blood
Like Red Bull for Count Dracula

You don't suck.
At least you try not to suck, especially when it comes to Halloween parties. But sometimes, well, your
costume requires it.
So to add that extra bit of authenticity to the Nosferatu/Lestat/Blacula getup you might be planning for
this year's revelry—or just to quell your desire to sink your teeth into the nearest Elvira
look-alike—we present
Blood Energy Potion, a zeitgeist-mining concoction that blends our
culture's fixation on all things vampire with its thirst for…energy drinks.
On the inside, you'll find a pure sugar rush: the ingredient list includes (among other things) fructose,
glucose, sucralose and caffeine—or about what you'd find in the blood of a very coffee-addicted
mortal. And then that heady concoction is dyed red and formulated to give it the consistency of human
blood.
So while it should help you party until dawn, thanks to some clever packaging—a transfusion
pouch—it'll also help you lure your next victim, er, conversation partner, at your fancy dress ball.
Or you can heat it up in a microwave-safe chalice for an added touch of macabre realism.
You knew you bought that chalice for a reason.
VITALS
Blood Energy Potion
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