You’ve been busy. We get it. But not everyone gets it. Not everyone cares. Especially whoever’s on the receiving end of one of these very last-minute Valentine’s Day gifts. (Though maybe don’t mention the last-minute part.)
Just going to dive right in here. Ready? These things from Cacao consist of dark chocolate, champagne ganache with raspberry pâte de fruit and hand-decorated, crystallized rose petals. They won’t be around after Saturday, so maybe hurry. Unless your date has had a bad experience with crystallized rose petals.
Jewelry. There’s a thought. Necklaces with pendants made from antlers and other horn-related animal parts from a lovely person named Lisa Jill: well... that’s another thought entirely. Not a bad one, though.
Here’s some French oil that smells nice, and here’s how you’ll use it: 1) Surprise someone with the oil. 2) Tell them it’s massage time (except not creepily). 3) Pour some and throw it on them. You’ll both laugh. Then it’s an oil fight. We got off track, but... oil.
You and your date have had a wonderful evening of drinking drinks, eating food and unfortunately probably winking at each other. But now it’s time to break out your new 22K gold handcuffs from Agent Provocateur. That escalated quickly.
Things a Mongolian lamb is good at:
—Being from Mongolia.
—Having soft fur.
—Becoming your next piece of... adventurous furniture.
Pillows. Ottomans. Benches. Chairs. Rugs. All of them are furry, and all of them are made right here in our
fair city. Thanks, fair city.
