There are two ways to go about bettering yourself now that it’s resolutions season: 1) Go the conventional route. Work out. Kick a vice. 2) Consult this list of anti-resolutions. Think not-long and not-hard about them. Make your move.
You should drink this cocktail called Barrel of Jewels at Article 14. It’s Louis XIII, rye, vermouth, St-Germain and bitters served in a crystal glass. Oh, and it’s $99. Because, you see, that sounds like less than $100.
First, the Commonwealth Proper gents will come over to analyze every piece of clothing you own. Then, they’ll see what you’re missing, what needs to stay and what needs to go. Finally, you’ll blow that resolution we just mentioned up there about living more modestly.
Here’s an off-menu wonder at Kevin Rathbun Steak called the Full Cow. It involves a 28-ounce porterhouse and a 22-ounce cowboy ribeye. That’s 50 ounces, in case you lost count or were trying to forget. Don’t mention it.
Cooking can be fun, sure. But so can hiring Tom Glavine’s former personal chef to do it for you. He’ll get the groceries, serve you three-course meals of whatever you want and clean up afterward. The Tom Glavine part is more of a happy accident than anything.
Your mission: driving on the Atlanta Motorsports Park’s “Ice Hill” and Skid Pad. The former is a 7.5% slope, low-friction surface with computer-controlled water jets. The latter is an asphalt wet skid pad that tests your car-control skills. Both are ill-advised for trying at home.
