Sunday is the Super Bowl. You’re... probably less enthused about the game than you’ve been in recent
years. So here, allow us to make a suggestion: focus less on the football and more on the food. Below, the
five things you need for a perfect game-day party.
Turning Your Yard into a Tailgate
The Situation: It’s going to be damn near 60 on Sunday. That calls for grilling. The Solution: This local butcher will make a special fresh-meat delivery for you. Any cut.
You name it, they’ll bring it. Boston butt. Rump roast. Beef heart. Yep, we’re thinking beef heart
Ordering Up an Entire Bar
The Situation: You’d like to watch football at a bar, but your couch... it’s pretty
damn comfortable. The Solution: These guys deliver bars to your living room. Yes, entire bars. The spirits.
The bartenders. The backlit countertop for you to dance on during halftime. Wait, what?
Food with Beer in It
The Situation: It’s the Super Bowl. Let’s eat some beer. The Solution: Ormsby’s has beer food. Also, they’re doing takeout on Sunday. So swing
by and pick up some Guinness-braised bratwurst and Guinness-dipped pretzels. Pairs well with Guinness.
Chocolate Chicken Wing Delivery
The Situation: It’s the fourth quarter, time for the dessert meat course. The Solution: There’s this rebel catering company that’s doing some interesting things
with dark chocolate. Like covering baked chicken drummettes in the stuff and delivering them to you on
Sunday. It’s... not how they do it in Buffalo.
A Hangover-Curing House Call
The Situation: You somehow need to make it into work on Monday. The Solution: Here’s a service that’ll send a licensed professional over to your home
to hook you up to an IV. That’s right, a licensed professional.