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Published June 11, 2009 The Weekender
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BULLET PROOFThe AK-47 Ice Tray XL
Finally, a simple way to turn frozen water into…AK-47 bullets. (Insert joke about strengthening your
hooch here.) Bonus: much safer than the real thing—well, depending on what you're drinking.
FUN LOVIN' CRIMINALSMughots.com
You love a bad girl—see Fox, M.—and nothing compares to ladies who have actually fallen on the
wrong side of the law. This site's like a Hot or Not for cons—the only flaw is that it doesn't list
what these women were arrested for. (Manslaughter, presumably.)
WORK(OUT)The Sit-to-Walkstation
A brilliant solution to a problem you didn't know you had: how to exercise while you type. This desk comes
with a treadmill attached, so you can "walk" at work. (The desk moves up and down so you can sit or stand
behind it.) Be warned: it costs nearly five grand, chair not included. But how can you put a price on your
health?
CARL SPACKLER'S DREAMRick's Custom Squirrels
Just when you think there are no good ideas left in the world, you see something like this: Rick can, in his
own words, "mount any squirrel in just about any position or style you would like." Translation: outfitting
your den with a gun-totin', beret-sportin' varmint has never been easier.
SAY CHEESEHappiest People Ever
Another week, another viral photo blog. Not that we're complaining: this Tumblr hilariously posts nothing
but amateur snapshots of unsmiling people, typically posing during some of life's happiest
moments—weddings, parties, etc. (Other people's pain: still funny.) Quick, someone make a blog of
people laughing at funerals.
BETTER BITTERSBittermens Bitters
The secret weapon inside every great cocktail: quality bitters. This artisanal line—already being
served by some of your favorite drink slingers—just became available for home use in the U.S. Which
should be handy next time you can't make it to your favorite cocktail den.
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