Arnie and Ronald followed their political dreams to Sacramento.
You only go there under duress. But if you happen to be heading north to help straighten out some of our
state's issues, you might as well get in a little trouble.
Welcome to The Citizen Hotel, offering The Full Stimulus Package—a sultry one-night
escape steps from the capitol that feels like a little San Francisco oasis in the heart of
Sacramento—taking reservations now.
The Citizen is what a hotel would look like if The Washington Post and W Hotel opened up a joint
together. You'll see photos of Reagan and Jerry Brown in the lobby (and one of a bodybuilding Arnold in the
ladies room at the lobby lounge Scandal), but once you get to your suite, things start looking more
familiar.
If you want to meet with your state rep, a scotch at Scandal's bar should loosen things up. And if you
require a bit more...confidentiality, your room is decked with a Naughty Love Box (think:
blindfolds, feather ticklers…), so you'll have plenty of material to work up some tabloid
headlines.
Book the Governor's Suite, a penthouse with an outdoor terrace overlooking the capitol. Upon arrival, unwind
downstairs with some martinis, before retiring to your room, where you'll find a gratis bottle of bubbly and
dessert to set the mood.
Come morning, they'll knock the secret knock, let themselves in and deliver complimentary breakfast in
bed.
The meal of champions.
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