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Spring
officially begins this week, and with it the ancient ritual known as...the
backyard cookout.
To
inaugurate the season with a certain roaring panache, turn the throttle on your
gas-powered AJ Prindle Party Blender.
A
truly monumental advancement in the field of alfresco margarita technology, the
muscular Party Blender is a hulking showpiece of stainless steel that just might
overtake your grill as the afternoon's VIP appliance. After loading all
necessary ingredients from your time-honored recipe into the 48-oz pitcher,
pause for dramatic effect...and then pull the starter cord to decimate the ice
using the throttle on the handlebars. (You've often bemoaned the lack of
handlebars in the realm of culinary appliances.)
The
23cc, four-stroke engine helping along your unprecedented display of stalwart
bartending ensures a powerfully mixed product that will doubtlessly render other
backyards (and bars) throughout the land rather obsolete.
Not
to worry—you've got the stamina to mix up another round.
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